ken: Aha! 8 o'clock! Made it. Ready. This outfit should make up for all the times I was late. Hmmph! Now joe's five minutes late. Who does he think he is, keeping me waiting? I went to a lot of trouble to look awesome! Twenty-five minutes already! Boy! I'm hot! ... Wait! I get it. joe is trying to teach me a lesson...trying to give me a taste of my own medicine. Nine o'clock and he's still not here. I believe he actually stood me up!If he is not coming, I'll settle in for the evening and change into something comfortable.(A knock at the door).
joe: ken! Ready?
ken: joe! Err..
joe: I was caught in a terrible traffic jam and didn't move an inch for two hours. Boy! Even though I'm late, you're still not ready!